my congreve cube

I'm a writer [aspiring] , I have a love for cheesy fanfiction, am over enthusiastic about movies and the people in them. I drink too much tea and stay up too late.
I'm pretty grumpy, positive that I'm related to Tywin Lannister and fairly certain I'll be famous. I'm extraordinarily shy and my ability to turn scarlet is almost superhuman. I'm freakishly attracted to chest hair. Red Bull and Vodka, truffles and museums are my vices [although, not all at the same time] I want to own a cafe/bookstore were revolutions are planned and people fall in love. But in the meantime, I'm twenty-two and own a restaurant were old men drink coffee, tip poorly and tell war stories all day.

And that's pretty great, too.

I'm not quite sure what you would ask but, go for it!

May232013

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

unpopulartextpost:

castiels-feathery-butt:

castielofasgard:

dee its the fuckign gHOST POST

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5PM

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5PM

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

davestriedr:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

imagine being trapped on a deserted island

no signs of getting home any time soon

no methods of communication

no idea where you are

but your favorite character is there with you

we’d fuck

the end

i like the way you think

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5PM

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

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9AM

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

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9AM

chrssy:

riding your man like

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12AM

jaredlovesgreeneyesandfreckles:

The best tv show on the planet.

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May222013

theangelthatfellfordean:

thegoodlittlesoldier:

super-wolves:

im sorry

im not

yes this will go nicely on my blog.

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6PM

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.

I have been waiting for this gif

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5PM

thatpsychowriter:

edcasey143:

thatpsychowriter:

I’m surprised that none of you seem to realize how bad it is that a lot of writers use this website.

We’ve seen the fandom chaos, and we know how to break you now.

You are truly, absolutely, wonderfully demented!

Oh, you have no idea.

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